Bedbugs coming soon to a theater near you!OK. Apparently nowhere is safe. The Park Slope Pavilion was recently listed on the Bedbug Registry as a place that might be infested with the little bastards. Where are yuppies supposed to go if they want to watch "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" and cut themselves in the dark?

Apparently a patron was leaving the theater when he saw a bunch of men with crates and hoses entering the lobby. When he asked what they were doing, the men helpfully informed him that there were bedbugs in all the old theaters with purple seats.

The theater has (naturally) denied any such infestation and said that the spraying was preventative, although an exterminator / bedbug expert contacted by the Times said he had never heard of a company that did preventative bedbug spraying.

Seriously? Do we just have to start buying bootlegs from those Asian ladies on the train? We'd certainly save money on popcorn. We didn't want to pay full price for "Salt" anyway.