Cheek'd is a new dating concept for a guy who has the guts to approach a girl, but not to actually talk to her.

The company has produced a deck of 50 cards, including 43 with "unique" sayings that read like half-formed pick-up lines. Each card has a code for your intended love to punch in on the Cheek'd website to get your information. It's somewhat similar to the check-out-my-dorky-card-tricks pick-up method practiced by Mystery and his crew.

We went through a sampling of the cards and found ones reading "anything can happen now" (yes, such as her getting a restraining order) and "act natural. we can get awkward later," which sounds as gross as it was probably meant to be. Our favorite: "can i see you again?" Yes, in our experience, ladies just love real men who type in all lowercase.

Luckily, the site doesn't insist your ladies create an account before they can hunt you down. While that might prevent fraudsters from just popping onto your page and stealing your details, it would likely also greatly reduce the number of females actually responding to your strange card.

Keep reading to see what one of these bizarre dating profiles looks like.



Nothing like barely remembering a guy, then seeing a photo of him that further confuses you. That should help tremendously. (Also: "Next Stop: Your Flat"? You have the guts to say that but not to actually ask for a girl's number? )

At $25 a pop, if you really thought this kind of thing was a great idea, you could just write something on your business card -- or a damn bar napkin -- and save yourself all that extra cash ... and embarrassment.