Have you ever had someone walk in on you when you were masturbating? This happens a lot when you're a teenager -- you think you're totally safe, totally secluded, and then all of a sudden a family member walks in and lets out a blood-curdling scream: "Oh Jimmy! How could you?!"

Well, at least you weren't caught masturbating by the cops while you were with two blow-up dolls. That is, unless your name is George Bartusek. Asylum editor Emily McCombs shares this and other stories of masturbation gone terribly awry in this week's Masterclash. The Whitest Kids U'Know help bring this discussion on self-loving to a climax. [NSFW]


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