When your girlfriend gives you the dreaded "Let's just be friends"-speech, don't overreact. Many guys, in a fit of anger, would proceed to burn every other bridge linking he and his newly minted ex, including deleting her from his list of friends on Facebook. This course of action is a mistake.
Put on your "Bruce Willis"-face and remember these 10 reasons for keeping up cyber-appearances. Whether or not you take these directives seriously is, of course, entirely up to you ...
1. It Will Help You Get Over Her
Ultimately, she's still human, and when you read some of the dumb things she posts, it'll remind you of the things you hated about her ... like her jokes.
2. It Shows You're Over Her (Even if You Aren't)
Yes, you hate her and still love her, but your friends will only give you a week before you become the weird, sad guy.
3. It Makes Spying on Her Easier
Back in the day, a man had to risk a restraining order to learn his ex's every move. Now, she makes it easy with status updates.
4. You'll Know Whom to Avoid
Mutual friends will take sides. Find out who's on her side via wall posts. That's as good a way as any to divide up mutual friends.
5. To Remember Her
Some of us date so much, it's hard to keep track. Especially since no one has a little black book anymore. Even if this isn't true, it's sounds really cool when you say it.

6. It Shows You're a Good Guy
Women don't stay friends with guys who treated them poorly. (They just break up with good guys in order to date them.) When your new girlfriend sees that all your exes haven't blocked you, she'll know you're not a cheater or bad person.
7. It Proves You're an Adult (Even if You Aren't)
Something as petty as deleting someone from Facebook is a gesture an important man wouldn't even waste time worrying about.
8. To Mess With Her New Boyfriends
When she updates her relationship status, he's yours. Make his online life hell.
9. To Make Her Jealous
There is nothing better than making an ex jealous. It's a feeling sweeter than first falling for her. And with your new single lifestyle, you'll have plenty of photos to make her jealous.
10. There Are Better Revenge Tactics
If you delete her, you ruin your chances at a much better revenge in the future when she's not expecting it. If you notice she's celebrating her sister's graduation at a bar on a particular night, show up on a date with the best friend she secretly hates. Every girl has that "frien-emy."


























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Monday 26 July
By SkyBlue
The author said up front "whether or not you take these directives seriously is, of course, entirely up to you." I thought the article was funny, in a satirical way.
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Monday 26 July
By John
and maybe some happy pills. Geez, I hope I never accidently date you.
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Tuesday 27 July
By Essie
Hmm...what little hope this gives me for guys in the future. If this is really their thought process and us girls are now given an insight into their reasoning for keeping us as Facebook friends, why in the world would we want to stay 'friends'? Why not just stay friends...for real? It's possibility. Good grief...
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Monday 26 July
By C
This sounds like it was written by a high school student. Grow up.
I've stayed friends with ex-boyfriends on facebook because we genuinely wanted to be friends and care about each other's lives. We just didn't work as a couple.
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Monday 26 July
By jez
I thought this was a joke. What sort of people have their girlfriend on facebook? Arent you right infront of each other, dating? Social Networking is dumb and an illusion. Want to be social? BE SOCIAL. Go out? =/
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Monday 26 July
By Steven R. Russell
Stupid!
"Blessed is the man who walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly, nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful. But his delight is in the law of the LORD, And in His law he meditates day and night" (Psalm 1:1,2).
"For the LORD knows the way of the righteous, but the way of the ungodly shall perish" (Psalm 1:6).
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Monday 26 July
By Karen
Ok, I admit I am old, but being old, I took this whole article as tongue in cheek, making a joke about how much of our lives we live online, and how obsessed some get about following other's lives online....and a good reason to live in the here and now real world rather than online. It made me laugh and if it was not written as a comic piece, then oops....maybe it could also be a good reason to not put so much of our personal lives online for all to see.
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Monday 26 July
By jim
I agree with this article, lot of women today are screwed up.
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Saturday 31 July
By Sol
Sad but good that it's the first article on the frisky I've read that really really... REALLY made me cringe.
There is only one good part of this article and that's the part about not burning all your bridges but the rest of it is terrible advice. You're teaching people to
1) hold on (vicariously through facebook?) to people who don't care about them in return
2) You're teaching ex's to be vengeful which is the worst thing you can teach someone going through a break up small or large (or all together just morally WRONG) and lastly
3) You're NOT saying anything genuinely GOOD about staying friends with them.
Article failed to mention that perhaps in the future things might be good and you'll both decide to just hash it out and date again, or that maybe she has a cute mutual friend that might want to date you or that her "fun updates" might inspire you to not be all mopey and go out with YOUR friends. I'm thinking this article had good intentions but it should be re-written.
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Sunday 01 August
By Susan
10 reasons to remain friends with your ex-(b/g)friend?
This is none since, since when would and ex want to remain a friend unless there has been and is alot of drama going on. Please there's more to that, when a person has to go that route, whether there wanting to apologize or there's a kid (s) involved. Who's to say, your real friends know!
Pleassse, why waste time the damage is done!
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Monday 02 August
By Troy H
Haha you people are ridiculous. "this is so childish" "all the wrong reasons!" Lighten up I found it to be an enjoyable short read. Ryan McKee, your article has made one persons day better. Forget about these old stuck up idiots.
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Wednesday 18 August
By John
articles like these are why mainstream america is dumb. good job adding to the mess
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