What do you get when you combine a sofa with the motor of an old wheelchair? If you answered "something totally awesome," you're pretty much right. However, a better response would be: a totally awesome motorized couch that is also banned from the premises of the college campus where it was created.
That's right. After two Brigham Young University students spent three months creating their automotive love seat, campus security nipped their hard work in the bud by placing a campus-wide ban on any type of couch transportation.
If you're shaking your head in disgust at whoever could forbid such a cool invention, know that you're not alone.
"We're basically the same thing as a motorized wheelchair," says Nick Homer, inventor of the motorized couch. "We fought it, saying that the two are the same, but motorized wheelchairs are protected under the Americans with Disabilities Act."
"Everyone was just kinda going nuts," Homer tells Asylum. "We had a line of about 10 cars backed up on the street and the police were called because we were blocking traffic. The police showed up after a few minutes and basically congratulated us on being awesome."
And the hysteria only seemed to get more extreme, explains the BYU student.
"Wherever we went, people would stop what they were doing and take pictures, gawk and start rolling on the ground like they were on fire."
Fortunately, before the ban was put into place, Homer and his partner in crime, Stewart Clyde, were able to utilize their motorized couch around campus pretty often. They hit up many a BYU football game, showed up looking ultra-suave at campus events and took it for regular spins down the sidewalk between classes.
And though the couch has been declared illegal on the school's premises, we are happy to inform you that it continues to get its fair share of use. The two drive it around town, up to drive-thru windows and even sneaked it into the Provo, Utah, Fourth of July Parade.
So what's next on the list for these collegiate scholars with a flair for luxury travel?
"We want to take the couch off eventually and put on a gondola ... like from Venice," Homer tells us. "We'll row around Provo and whenever we stop we'll pull out an anchor. Also, we'd have a cooler leaking water inside of it so that there would be a stream of water following us everywhere in the streets."
We just shed an anticipatory tear of joy.
If you're interested in learning how these fellas made their couch, check out their website: motorizedcouchboys.com.
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Monday 26 July
By Evil Jack
Boy - how stupid are collage kids and reporters these days - they can't even thell the difference between a love seat and a couch.
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Monday 26 July
By wolfman
Yeah Jack, the only people dumber are those that can't spell college.
Monday 26 July
By Erwin M Fletcher
How stupid is Evil Jack that he cannot tell the difference in "collage" - which "is a work of formal art, primarily in the visual arts, made from an assemblage of different forms, thus creating a new whole" and "college" - which is "a degree-awarding tertiary educational institution and in other English-speaking countries to refer to a secondary school in private educational systems". Really Evil Jack, if you want to call someone stupid, simply look into a mirror - moron!
Monday 26 July
By Al Schrader
I'm like a top inventor. Inventions are one of the things that makes us Americans who we are. Banning an invention is un-American. I think I would find a new college besides Bringham Young. Why ? I think a school is supposed to teach you new things not hold you back. Keep it up guys this is way cool....Alfred Schrader/discoverer of the Graviton.
Monday 26 July
By Steve
I really hate to mention this, but, it appears you're not as bright as you'd like to think either. The word you intended is "college". COLLAGE is a totally different thing. God, I'm guessing you're embarassed to death, what with all of your education.
Monday 26 July
By John
Actually, wolfman, the phrase should be "...are those who can't spell college."
Monday 26 July
By rick
Evil Jack is probably just jealous because he wasn't smart enough to get into college.
Maybe Jack should spend some time on the internet learning how to spell correctly instead of wasting his time posting mindless comments - LOL!
Monday 26 July
By Lisa
Talk about 'missing the point'. Loveseat. Sofa. Couch. Chesterfield. You can call it a rocking chair for all I care. The point is, they used their minds and did something! Was it silly? Sure, but it was also brilliant! As far as I am concerned, no use of our brain's time is wasted time. They created fun, levity, and even art! Congrats, and I wish my mind worked more like theirs!
Monday 26 July
By RCV
It might be protected under the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA). IF the users were all Disabled!
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Monday 26 July
By Dorrie
Cute. Unbelievably cute. Tears are coming from my eyes.
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Monday 26 July
By Pugiron
Well, a University named after a pedofile, polygamist murdering cult leader? What would you expect from them? If they could have raped the couch instead of banning it, they would have.
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Monday 26 July
By Lovely
Okay, while I do disagree with the choice the university made, if you're going to try and insult the man the university is named after, I'd prefer you do it with actual facts. Brigham Young WAS NOT pedophile or murdering cult leader. Yes, he was a polygamist, but that was part of the religion at the time. So take your ignorant comment somewhere else where maybe it will be appreciated by people as intolerant as you. It's comments like yours that make realize how little people really know.
and @Sylvie - This country was founded by people who were seeking religious tolerance and a better life for them and their families. How about you show some of that tolerance towards other religions? We have the freedom to worship as we may. Leave that freedom alone.
As for the article, I do not agree with the university's choice. The students are being innovative and using their skills in a productive way. I'd rather see these kids encouraged.
Monday 26 July
By john
Sorry Lovely but this country was not founded by people looking for religious tolerance. It was founded by people that were tired of not being allowed to worship the true living God that our Bible talks about. They did not come here to set up a country for all kinds of religion. They came here to have the freedom to worship God. Not allah or any other idol or thing. And that is why this great country of ours has been so very blessed. Now that things are turning the way they are we can all see what's happening.
Wednesday 28 July
By stefan
the church of satan- I mean the Mormons- are at it again! Careful not to take that thing out to the country, or there might be a repeat of the mountain meadow massacre (satanic sacrificial ritual date of 9/11 as well)!
Monday 02 August
By Tim E.
Sorry John, but America was NOT founded by those fleeing persecution for following whatever religion you idiots think is "true" and "living." It was founded by rich people trying to get richer. Read up on Jamestown, asshat. Oh, and by the way, your God is no more valid than the Mormons. All religions are cults.
Monday 26 July
By Jeremy
Meh it's BYU, I'm never shocked by anything crazy that comes out of there, like that championship girl's...lacrosse was it? team that defaulted on a playoff game and their chance at the championship because of prayer meeting or something.
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Monday 26 July
By David
They didn't play because Sunday's are a day of worship and rest for Mormons. They are one of the few religions that practice what they preach. Sorry but I think it is refreshing not crazy.
Monday 26 July
By Sylvie
Mormons What a joke! Another made up religion working to make its followers totally insane!
Wednesday 04 August
By Ghost
...Since when does religion have to do with ROLLING COUCHES? Rolling couches are fawesome, dingbats, 'nuff said.
And...I believe we all agree in this day and age that the American Dream was killed along with chivalry, Big Brother is going to get us, and religion will be persecuted no matter what. Let them enjoy themselves before the facist zombie dictators and Margaret "Black Baby Killer" Sanger clones show themselves...
*snickers* I have too much fun. And, unlike you unlucky saps, I got to play with a golf-ball shooting gun today. Go inventioning! (Plus, Google Chrome hates my guts about now. WIN.)
Tuesday 07 September
By inkyblast
Seriously! I mean, the AUDACITY of someone following the teachings of a religion they're a part of. Ridiculous.