Showbiz news you actually want, from geek gossip to celeb train-wrecks.

RihannaRihanna joined the cast of Peter Berg's big-screen adaptation of the "Battleship" board game. (Screen Junkies)

Check out a frame-by-frame analysis of babes, samurai swords and explosions in the trailer for Zack Snyder's "Sucker Punch." (UGO)

The cast of "Jersey Shore" rang the morning bell at the New York Stock Exchange for some reason. (Popeater)

Terrell Owens signed with the Cincinnati Bengals. (TMZ Sports)

Paris Hilton flashed an entire room of people. (The Blemish)

John Mayer accused Rainn Wilson of joke thievery. (Holy Taco)

Johnny Depp and Penelope Cruz were spotted during filming of "Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides." (Radar Online)

M.I.A. has some issues with Lady Gaga. (Daily Fill)

Pauly Shore talks about his next film, "Slut Killer." Yep, this is a thing that's happening. (Aol Weird News)

The first trailer for "The Virginity Hit," Will Ferrell and Adam McKay's upcoming teen sex comedy, was released. (FilmDrunk)