Showbiz news you actually want, from geek gossip to celeb train-wrecks.

Mad Men Christina HendricksChristina Hendricks made a news anchor speechless by talking about bathing. (Next Round)

Laurence Fishburne's daughter is starring in a porn flick for Vivid Entertainment. (FilmDrunk)

Lindsay Lohan will be treated for meth addiction while in jail. (TMZ)

Chelsea Clinton got hitched in a lavish ceremony in upstate New York. (Popeater)

The babes of "Sucker Punch" will make you wish it was March 2011. (UGO)

Uncensored footage from "Piranha 3D" was released. (Screen Junkies)

Alicia Keys married her producer boyfriend over the weekend. (Radar Online)

Lindsay Lohan may lose the lead role in the Linda Lovelace biopic to an unknown actress. (The Blemish)

New York Giants wide receiver and famous Helmet Catcher David Tyree is retiring from football. (With Leather)

Who are the bigger wastes of space, the cast of "Jersey Shore" or "The Real Housewives of New Jersey"? (Holy Taco)