
If this story is to be believed, Argentina is full of degenerative advertising students who have no concept of taste or common decency. Thank God for that, because two of those degenerates just created the world's first nude Barbie calendar.
According to Copyranter, the two unidentified dudes have yet to outgrow the childhood sex games they played with their sisters' Barbies. The Barbie Matchbox calendar was their project at the Brother Ad School in Buenos Aires, where this sort of thing is apparently socially acceptable and probably worthy of an A+.
This bizarre, vaguely-unsafe-for-work creation is not available in retail stores, so keep reading for the full, uh, spread. Oh, and tell us if this is, in fact, porn.
| No -- no nipples, and they're not real girls. | |
|---|---|
| Yes -- these dolls are butt-naked! |
We should add that if you're somehow disappointed by the lack of visible nipples on your plastic dolls, you can check out this infamous prank crated by Zug.com, in which some hooligan called Mattel to complain about the fact that the dolls are not anatomically correct. He then went on to create an anatomically correct doll, or so he claims.
In the meantime, here's the full calendar (in thumbnail form):



























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Friday 06 August
By Andrew
Nudity does not equal porn. Getting pounded in all three major holes and jizzed on does.
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Saturday 14 August
By V
The fact that some people even VOTED this as porn distresses me. Seriously, how up yourself and prudish do you have to be to not find this an hilarious and very accurate comment on society? Is this not what all women are pressured into thinking they should look like by the media and plastic surgery industry (and, apparently, toy companies)? If you pick up a "sexy" calendar, this is pretty much what all the models look like --vapid, dead, and plastic.
Good commentary on society? YES.
Porn? Nope. (anyone jacking off to this...eh...what???)
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Thursday 07 October
By Captainfrogbert
This is not only NOT porn, it's also not good photography,well executed or even a very original idea. If these guys were in my class, they'd probably get a C. Not that this could not have been executed well. It's not a terrible idea per se, if not particularly original. This is just a half-assed execution of a mediocre concept.
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Saturday 09 July
By Patti C
I am an adult doll collector. Once, while taking a walk in the country, I found an expensive soft porn mag, "Velvet," in perfect condition.
Flipping through it, I realized the women looked so much like my dolls, with monochromatic blonde hair and the same vapid expression. How telling!
I gave the mag to a male friend, who agreed with my observation.
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Wednesday 27 July
By Tony Blackner
I think that the barbie doll company should put realistic female parts on all barbie dolls.
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