Beer is liquid courage to many men, helping shy guys get up the nerve to talk to hot women -- like this week's stunner, Kristina. Don't let the dainty dress and floppy hat fool you -- she's a tomboy who loves to play co-ed softball.But what do you do if you can't find a bottle opener to pop the top on a cold one? The BeerBot bottle-opening shirt ensures you not only look snazzy, but never have to miss hitting on a girl when you're half-drunk. Lucky her!
| Kristina -- Likes to play rough | |
|---|---|
| BeerBot Bottle Opening Shirt -- Ensures you never misplace your bottle opener |
Keep reading for pros and cons, and a hot head shot of Kristina.
KristinaPro: Despite her looks, she's all for roughing it and ditching technology
Con: Admits she can be a bit too competitive
Pro: Knows about a sex position called "the passion propeller"
Con: Her mom stalks her on Facebook, which means you couldn't leave double entendres on her page
BeerBot Bottle-Opening Shirt
Pro: The shirt itself is pretty cool, sporting a drunken robot who bears a striking resemblance to Bender from "Futurama"
Con: Might lead to you drinking more
Pro: Guaranteed ice breaker with the ladies
Con: Not guaranteed to get you laid


























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Sunday 08 August
By el buitre
what man wants a tomboy?in my tribe tomboy is code for deik.
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Tuesday 10 August
By Phorqued
Are you kidding? Tomboys are dikes? You have obviously been missing out on the fun side of life my friend... The only woman I have ever been with that wasn't tomboyish in some way ended up being the worst mistake I ever made (ex-wife)!
Tuesday 10 August
By GIMPY THE WEASEL
the chicken hat man allways dated tomboys.not even the klukkers could put a smile on his face.
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Friday 13 August
By 4Q2
she's got the cleavage of a fluke.that's why you don't see any.
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Saturday 14 August
By Master Chief
What the hell is wrong with people who make up such retarded questions?
Who in their right mind, would consider a bottle opener shirt, over a girl?
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Tuesday 17 August
By aldo cella
popping a brewsky is a very serious function.i remember flagella.........
Tuesday 24 August
By tommyt
I'm with you on this one. It must be brain dead beer drinkers.
Thursday 19 August
By glennblackwell
She is a walking, talking, slow dancing, fast-pitch softball, unattainable blonde, in a south carolina antebellum sunhat.
The other is a ugly shirt with an idiot enhancement device.
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Sunday 22 August
By dr. buzzard
S.C. girls don't wear sun hats no more.they wear baseball caps with the pony tail sticking thru the hole like billy jean king.
Thursday 19 August
By Digi
I think I'll pass on both. She's relatively plain and not exactly a 'hottie'. Sure I'd poke her but no amazing feat. The beer opening is just useless and makes you look like a tool. I'd rather carry around a bic lighter to open my beer bottles instead of a stupid t-shirt. Both these are FAIL.
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