Gladstone Hate by Numbers Pop music, by its very definition, is supposed to be disposable. Sometimes, though, a song comes along that attempts to lower that bar further still. Devoid of musical or lyrical imagination, it is a song with production so over the top and simplistically ham-handed that the audience wonders if it's even real music at all.

3OH!3's "My First Kiss" featuring Ke$ha is real. In fact, it's Billboard Hot 100–real, and 6 million YouTube views real. Needless to say, we felt Gladstone would be just the man to take this song down a peg. And he does just that, in his latest installment of Hate by Numbers.

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