Despite all their whining about Wall Street's fluctuations and the mayor hoarding virtually all of the money, New York City still has more millionaires than any other city.

A new report by the Metro Wealth Index indicates 667,200 people had assets totaling $1,000,000 in hard currency, an almost 20 percent jump from 2008 to 2009, in spite of, again, all those stockbrokers whining about Obama. (Obama, by the way, is presiding over the lowest tax rates since the 1950s -- take that, teabagging twits.)

The Wall Street Journal spends much of its article on this study making widely discredited comments about the tax burden on the rich, saying they're surprised there are more millionaires, what with how those Lucky Duck poor people don't have to pay as much. Boo-hoo, Bloomie.

In fact, as Congress looks to continue ruining the economy by extending the Bush tax cuts, the rest of us are left to wonder if the H. E. Pennypackers (Kramer's rich alias on "Seinfeld") will ever be happy about how much loot they're making off with.

Think about it: That's two-thirds of a million people who are actual millionaires in this city, and yet the middle class still has to worry about higher taxes. We should elect a president who can bring change to the -- oh, wait.