Bernie Mac learned the fearless stage persona that made him famous while slinging jokes on the streets and subways of Chicago for spare change. Don Hepner is taking a similar path -- an off-ramp in Iowa. For 50 cents, the "Gong Show" veteran will yell a joke into your car window as you sit at a stoplight.
"I'm always doing crazy things," Hepner tells us over the phone while standing at his off-ramp. "Tomorrow morning I'm performing in a donut shop."
He admits the highway has been his most successful gig, but he also performs in grocery stores, Chick-Fil-As, coffee shops and bars. McDonald's, however, turned down his offer to perform.
"I read an article about how fast food chains are trying to get customers to stay in their restaurants longer," Hepner says. "So, I approached a McDonald's with the idea, but they didn't go for it. I guess they hadn't read the same article."
Hepner began performing during the stand-up boom of the 1980s and spent 13 years on the road. As clubs closed down, he took a job managing a theater in California and focused on his acting career. You may recognize him as Dr. Reynolds in the low-budget slasher film "Final Exam." No? After being let go from his theater job, Hepner started looking at other options, which weren't plentiful in an area that he says has about "18 stand-up comics" and no comedy clubs. Then he learned that it's legal to panhandle in the city of Bettendorf if you have a panhandler's license, which is free and easy to get.
"I saw these guys at off-ramps hassling people for change -- and they don't even tell them a joke!" he says.
The stoplight stays on red for just 30 seconds, so the only jokes Hepner can tell are one-liners. For example: "My wife calls me her little lava lamp -- interesting to watch but not very bright."
"Normally, when I'm performing I'll do longer material," he says. "I have stories about teaching school and being married four times. But you can't do that here."
The response has been surprising. He has made up to $20 an hour and media outlets as far away as England have run stories on "The Off-Ramp Comic." Still there are haters who love to hate.
"Some people heckle as they drive by," he says. "Usually they're already gone, but I'll yell something back like, 'Oh yeah, well you're driving a Toyota' or 'You're a pulmonata.' Those are snails who mate alone, so it's a clean way of saying, 'Go eff yourself.'"


























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Friday 13 August
By jaba
At least he's not standing with a sign that reads, "Homeless, hungry, Viet Nam vet." He's giving the public something they value, otherwise, he wouldn't be making money at it.
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Sunday 15 August
By jd
Do you not believe Vietnam vets game something of value to society?
Friday 13 August
By shar
Come to Austin...Lights are longer... People appreciate talent and you might get $1.00 per joke! Besides we have tons of great corners..some with shade.. and aplace for a cooler & lawn chair.
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Friday 13 August
By RONNIE
HEY DUDE,COME TO NEW YORK,AND YOU BETTER HAVE ENOUGH MATERIAL FOR THE LENGTH OF OUR LIGHTS,IF YOU DON'T THEY WILL PROBABLY RUN YOU OVER,OR AT THE LEAST BEAT YOU UP ,AND TAKE WHATEVER MONEY YOU DID MAKE.......SECOND THOUGHT ...STAY WHERE YOU ARE ... GOOD LUCK...
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Friday 13 August
By Barry
he should charge $2 for dirty jokes.
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Friday 13 August
By Carolyn
Mr. Hepner used to be one of my substitute teachers and Moline High school! I couldn't believe when I was getting off the 53rd exit and saw him! He was the best sub I ever had and he used to tell us jokes all the time.
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Friday 13 August
By dee
And Obama gets paid big bucks for his comedies in the White House.
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Saturday 14 August
By Ron
Now that's funny!
Friday 13 August
By Justin Davis
This is a great idea. Everyone always needs a laugh. So, this is to make people laugh because people are sad with the economy. Why is he charging, to help make people happy, and for get about the economy?
Even though it's 50 cents, but, ya know.
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Friday 13 August
By Ashley
I cant believe davenport made one of the topics on aol! wow lol
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Saturday 14 August
By Ray
People that make us laugh are no joke.
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Saturday 14 August
By brian k
should run a tv show on him i can watch it he is funny and crazy i like the one that said why lie i could you a beer i was rolling
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Saturday 14 August
By OLDERBLUE
EVERYBODY LOVES A CLOWN...EXCEPT THOSE LITTLE BASTARDS THAT SH*T THIER PANTS WHENEVER THEY SEE ONE.
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Saturday 14 August
By pointzero4life
I'm not going to lie, I'm glad this guy cares, and we could all use the laugh but his jokes are not funny
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Sunday 15 August
By ennui
I'd want him to give me 50 cents for me to listen to him.
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Tuesday 17 August
By Rick Morgan
God Bless him! Now I know I'll be able to supplement Social
Security down the road.....my jokes are ribald - at the very least - but they will wet ya!
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