We didn't really need another reason to avoid Bowlmor Lanes, the expensive, cheeseball and virulently bridge-and-tunnel-crowded bowling alley on University Place ... but now we have one.

According to a recently filed lawsuit by five former employees, Bowlmor is practicing racial and cultural discrimination in its reservation system and dress code. After some alleged bad experiences involves minority groups in its in-house restaurant, owner Tom Shannon apparently wanted employees to look up customers on Facebook and check for the appropriate lifestyle (read: skin color) before confirming reservations.

Gothamist found that a newly revised dress code prohibits "baseball caps, sports jerseys, oversize jeans and Timberland boots." And we all know who wears those kinds out of outfits -- confused preppy kids from Jersey.

Keep reading for Asylum's (tongue-in-cheek) list of what should instead be banned from bowling alleys.

A dress code that includes any mention of shoes or boots. Who cares what we're wearing when we come in? Even if we're wearing Cinderella's glittering g**damn slippers, we're still going to put on your ugly old bowling shoes.

Charging $15 for a concert ticket, $4 for shoes, $3 for socks, $40 for dinner, $50 an hour for a lane and $7 for a beer. We're looking at you, Brooklyn Bowl.

Allowing Flo, the chain-smoking senior who sits cackling one lane away, yelling at her grandkids to "straighten up" right as we're about to drop another gutterball

People from Long Island. And that includes at Long Island bowling lanes.

Attempting to attract excited young people who spend money, yet somehow not realizing youngin's now hang out with people of all races, creeds and taste in jeans.
One Gothamist commenter wondered that, based on the fact that a bowling alley can apparently have a dress code, there wasn't also some gas station dress code she should be aware of. That's the spirit.