Here's this week's most outrageous relationship red flag story from the editors of The Little Black Blog of Big Red Flags.

The Story: My blind date was off to a good start -- the young woman was pretty, with a nice smile and great figure. When the waiter brought the wine list, she began to study it saying, "What's a princess to choose? So many nice wines. What's a princess to choose?"

While reading the dinner menu, her refrain was the same, "What's a princess to choose? So many nice choices. What's a princess to choose?"

After dinner we walked to a nearby cineplex with eight theaters. You guess it, "What's a princess to choose? So many good movies. What's a princess to choose?"

My head nearly exploded at the snack bar.

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