We know, we know, the stress of what to do with all that empty room in your grand apartment is really starting to get to you. Fortunately a new store in Brooklyn's DUMBO is a one-stop shop for all your mancorating needs.

Modern Anthology, located on Jay Street, is the destination for all things man cave. In fact John Marsala and Becka Citron, the minds behind the show "Man Cave," are the people who opened the joint.

Because what's missing from your studio apartment isn't a functioning stove -- it's a $475 stuffed armadillo. That and other fine appointments can transform your man cave from the "suspicious tissues and bongs"–type of den to one of the "Don Draper would probably hang out here" variety.

If you can't (or are unwilling to) throw down $550 for a reading lamp, apparently they have bowls of inexpensive animal bones available for purchase. Because nothing says "Women, you are not welcome here" quite like a pile of ostrich bones.