The supernatural can pose many problems for the super-nourished. Fat people aren't known for long-distance running abilities or the agility necessary to evade brain-eating zombies. While the unknown does pose many threats to the planet's jiggly ones, fat people do possess certain assets that can very much come in handy when dealing with something not of this Earth.

This week Andy Green gives Fattitude's take on how the plump can deal with a face-to-face encounter with the paranormal.


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