Even as a red-blooded American male, it's OK to admit if you think the two baby baboons at the Prospect Park zoo are cute. Even if you don't think they're cute, there's one thing you can't deny: They have bright red asses. Oh, and no names!

The still-nameless baboons are the offspring of two females brought in from Bucknell University to mate with Bolé, the quite-lucky male resident of the zoo.

Sure, he has to live in a small enclosure in a Brooklyn zoo, but people are totally bringing him chicks to bang.

The zoo is asking for suggestions to be sent to their website for a contest to be decided on Sept. 24. Apparently they don't want to call them #1 and #2 forever, which is a shame, because that is hilarious, especially if you have the sense of humor of a 10-year-old.

What would you name the baboons? Ebony and Ivory? Taco and Coco? Burt and Loni? Keep reading for inspirational video of the little fellas and share your ideas in the comments.