James Gibbons in sketch formMuch like you shouldn't crap where you eat, you also shouldn't look at porn where you work. Especially not if you've got a wife with a brand new baby and the kind of job where your fondness for lady crotches will make headlines.

Apparently nobody told that to Manhattan judge James Gibbons, who was home on paternity leave when a massive porn cache was found on his government-issue work computer. He sent in a letter of resignation soon after the discovery.

Because Gibbons' personal taste was for chicks of the barely-legal variety, a criminal investigation is underway to make sure none of the porn in his work computer is of the not-actually-legal variety.

Having to sit around and look at porn all day? How do you get that job? We know somebody who's really well-qualified. (His name is James Gibbons.)