Drinking buddies. Wing men. Boozin' brothers. We've all got them -- those guys whose entire friendship is entirely based on a shared passion for the pub.We at Asylum have given plenty of thought to drinking buddies in the past, taking the time to consider who'd make the best animal and the pro-wrestling drinking buddies. The next logical step, of course, was to compile a list of the ultimate fighting-game drinking buddies.
Game: "Street Fighter II Turbo"
Character: Zangief
Role in the group: The lovable Russian
Drink of choice: Vodka neat
"Street Fighter" is full of awesome characters. Everymen Ken, Guile and Ryu are a bit dull; Blanka is liable to electrocute you; and the less said about M. Bison and Dhalsim the better. In our eyes, we'd choose between Chun-Li, E. Honda and Zangief. Well, Chun-Li isn't old enough to get into a pub and E. Honda is just too fat to sit on a bar stool. We had to go for the massive Russian.
Keep reading for six more characters we'd like to do shots with.
Game: "Tekken"Character: King
Role in the group: The one with the animal head
Drink of choice: Rum and Diet Coke
Geeks among you will point out that King is in fact dead, and therefore won't reply to our Facebook invite to join us down at the bar. Well, this is all hypothetical, so just let us fantasize about drinking with an orphaned Mexican street fighter who becomes a monk and fights to get the cash to build an orphanage.
Game: "Killer Instinct"Character: Chief Thunder
Role in the group: The wise one
Drink of choice: A Corona with lime?
We've never met a Native American chief before, let alone a Native American chief who's fought in the "Killer Instinct" tournament, let alone a Native American chief who's fought in the "Killer Instinct" tournament and can do a reverse triplax. This was an easy decision. The thing is, would he want us to call him "Chief Thunder" all the time, or would just "Chief" be okay?
Game: "Super Smash Bros."Character: Fox McCloud
Role in the group: The one with military service
Drink of choice: Erdinger, for some reason
Fox McCloud is one of every young boy's childhood heroes, and thankfully his appearance in the fantastic "Super Smash Bros" made him eligible for our next bender. A consummate professional, Fox would make a great drinking buddy, telling his tales of intergalactic warfare.
Game: "Mortal Kombat"Character: Sonya Blade
Role in the group: The female friend
Drink of choice: Scotch on the rocks
Up to now our table is surrounded by an anthropomorphic fox, a Native American chief, a man with a leopard head and a massive Russian in a Speedo. Suffice it to say, we could use a woman's touch. That's where Sonya comes in. The original fighting-game hottie, Sonya is a special-forces agent who we reckon would be delightful company.
Game: "Star Wars: Masters of Teras Karsi"Character: Chewbacca
Role in the group: The hairy one
Drink of choice: Chewie is a beer guy, surely
OK, so "Masters of Teras Karsi" isn't exactly a classic. In fact, it was a much-maligned part of Lucasfilm's continuing merchandise onslaught, but that doesn't matter. It was a fighting game and Chewie was in it, so he's here in the pub with us.
Game: "Double Dragon V: The Shadow Fall"Character: Billy Lee
Role in the group: The normal(ish) guy
Drink of choice: Lager
We're talking about the cult-classic fighting game on the SNES. Billy seems like an average kind of guy, and every group of buddies needs a level-headed one.
Who did we leave off our list? Let us know in the comments.


























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Monday 30 August
By Steven S
I dont think anyone should be drinking around Chewbacca. Alcohol and fur dont mix cause im sure someone will be smoking and a fire will likely to break out.
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Monday 30 August
By AJ
Chief Thunder? Really?
Anyway, you forgot Soda Popinski/Vodka Drunkenski
Monday 30 August
By dasmb
Terrible list. Who wants to drink with a fox? King from Tekken, jeez, why not chill with Vega while you're at it.
Kirby (smash brothers). Kid can sure put them away but after two or three hundred kegs always wants to go to the gay bar to "laugh at the dudes dressed like ladies." Sure kid. Laugh.
Raphael (TMNT) Raph has been drinking since a teenager, plus he's kind of an enforcer when folks from the Foot Clan mouth off. Great stories too, like once drank a whole case of Lites while driving across New Mexico in a Jeep with no seats. Preference for prohibition era cocktails, the Sidecar or the Last Word. Only problem is that loser friend of his, Jones something. Spends most of his time watching sports and interjecting his asinine libertarian politics.
Wolverine (Marvel vs Whatever) Accelerated healing factor means he cannot get drunk. Designated Driver. Just drinks Coors Original (the Banquet Beer!)
Ukyo Tachibana (Samurai Shodown) Look the guy has typhoid or whatever. That's depressing, and yes he only drinks white wine sptrizers, but he is a BABE MAGNET and besides he's dying. What kind of jerk makes a dying man stay at home?
Dan Hibiki (Street Fighter) You got to have a clown to rag on, even though he doesn't really deserve it. Dan's the man, usually picks up the tab too cos he makes fair scratch from the chain of car washes he manages. Loves sake bombs, wasabi peanuts, and stereotypes.
Chin Gentsai (KoF) He is a GOD DAMN DRUNKEN MASTER. This makes him a pro. Bit of a MacGuyver drinker he'll drink kerosene mixed with industrial cleanser if he has to. Oh, and ask him the one about the two guys on the rooftop bar. He tells it great.
I'll give you Chewie. Dude & me been tight since small times though. You got it twisted a bit -- while he enjoys a nice cool Six like any blue collar wookie, he picked up a sly passion for fru-fru rum drinks hanging out with Han. Totally a girl drinker.
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Monday 30 August
By Andrew
Why'd you have to make the dude who wrote the featured article feel bad by smoking his list? Your list was epic.
Monday 30 August
By AlanIsGood
From Mortal Kombat, I would have argued Goro just to see him pound 4 shots in a row and then eventually get kicked out of the bar, OR the obvious drunk, Bo' Rai Cho. But come to think of it, he'd probably puke in the cab, if not the bar and he's probably a horrible wingman.
Drinking with Sonya and hoping she gets drunk enough to leg scissors' you at the end of the night is probably the best choice, all things considered.
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Monday 30 August
By mazzdude99
I'd crack open a Red Potion with Link (or Gannondorf)
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Monday 30 August
By brian1625
Wolverine? I don't know... You'd end up in a bar fight for some random reason.
Thor maybe the best Marvel Drinking Buddy.
Granted nice list.
And from Street Fighter, Yeah Zangief and Guile. Guile unless an arrogant Japanese punk shows up
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Monday 30 August
By jesse
Hagar from Final fight.
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Tuesday 31 August
By jay
T.J. Combo doesn't appreciate his omission from this list
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Tuesday 31 August
By One Man With A Pencil
Yeah, this list is terrible. Soda Popinski
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Tuesday 31 August
By Mitsarugi
Expanding the realm of choices here: Axel from Twisted Metal Black. In the end, the clown was dead and so was his wife. Guy never has to go home. Closing time? I don't think so. Eat your hearts out Semisonic.
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