Orchestras, symphonies and marching bands don't get enough credit. Learning to master instruments through years of hard work earns these groups little but band-camp jokes and possible praise from New York Times critics with salt-and-pepper beards. So, we salute you, hard-working musicians of the world, the only way we know how: by making fun of your most hilarious failures.
When faced with the mighty challenge of coordinating elaborate performances, these folks went for the far-more-demanding Internet gaffe. Read on to see (and hear) bands behaving badly.
This is the gem that inspired this list. The surest way to make someone in the Asylum offices lose his sh** laughing is to turn up your speakers and play this clip. There's no picture to go along with the extremely flawed audio, but who needs one?
When this tuxedo-ed timpanist loses his fight with physics, the end result is disastrous ... and hilarious.
What can you do when your paperwork is tamped down but your instrument itself decides to pop its strings? This musician experiences a rare moment of utter de-volumization when his viola quits all four strings at once. That's what you get for buying a knockoff brand like Strattyvarious. You try to save a few thousand dollars, and it comes back to bite you.
All of these are embarrassing moments, to be sure, but none so humiliating as getting knocked out cold in front of nature's most bloodthirsty beast: the teenager. Also, painful: a shot to the face from a metal bar. Watch the guy in the orange shirt just before the half-minute mark. Then watch it again in slow-mo as the laughter of his peers turns demonically sadistic.
Faces heal, but egos remain bruised forever. Arguably more painful than catching a trombone to the face at practice are these cascading pratfalls in the middle of gameday. Watch the far left at the half-minute mark as these kids start dropping ... and dropping ... and dropping. Then laugh. Then resume watching, because the marchers will still be hitting the ground.
For an even better view of such shenanigans, watch these 10 kids take a dive just right of the middle of the screen. Then at 0:17, a saxophonist with no empathy takes out his cell phone to record the mayhem. Injury? Check. Insult? Check.
Dueling tubas? In the Zapruder film of band fails, there's a side-scuttling heavy metal section taking out a few competitors, "Showgirls"-style. Back, and to the left, boys. Back, and to your left.
Sometimes you do everything right and you're still in a bad place. Whether you're a classical concert player or a member of the spirit team, you'll never come out worse than this bell ringer whose spirited war-gong duties render him the victim of an unfortunate camera angle.


























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Monday 06 September
By Spaceman Eddie
The original audio was by the Portsmouth Sinfonia. It was a satire record in the late '70s, meant to be off-kilter. The "Thus Spoke Zarathustra" (theme from 2001: A Space Odyssey) was only "surpassed" by their comic rendition of the William Tell Overture (theme from The Lone Ranger) on Side A. I used it for a presentation in my Music Appreciation class in college. Got me an 'A', too.
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Monday 06 September
By Victor
Report spam! Don't Just give it a negative vote,REPORT IT!
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Monday 06 September
By Go fly a plane!
I DO! I DO! AOL doesn't give a rat's azz about these ignorant scammers!
Monday 06 September
By laura
i can't believe that AOL is so far out of touch that they couldn't find the Stanford Band from the 80's ! Banned( No pun intended ) from TV for their MANY displays ! Try again AOL to be entertaining,,,PLEASE !
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Monday 06 September
By perry
Most of the people working for AOL now weren't even born back when this happened. So, the "young" people are deciding what's best for the rest of us!
Monday 06 September
By NurseRiverBoat
The one with the tuba player falling down not once, but TWICE was really hilarious!
It's funny but that poor fella was sort of portly and out of shape and lost his balance easily and then I spied one of the tall flags gals who was also portly and out of shape!
What is UP with those band members?
Band makes a person slim and trim with all that incessant marching and long hours of rehearsing!
Who has time to eat and sleep?
That band has mostly slim young people in it but the out of shape, portly players found thier folly!
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Monday 06 September
By nekia sivart
the bell ringer was the best! and the poor guy losing his sheet music, i just felt bad, not all that funny, well, ok it was a little funny
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Monday 06 September
By kathee
WOW and ouch. Nuff said! Forevermore.
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Monday 06 September
By Jeff
I agree with Lara, the Stanford band during the football game is a classic.
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Monday 06 September
By Sean
GREAT recovery for the timpanist. We don't need the music, we can memorize!
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Monday 06 September
By Mary Robinson
Hone your craft! An infinite # of descriptives can be used other than "s*** laughing." Show some energy and skills, writer! It's too easy to use the common words of the common.
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Monday 06 September
By Joebudgie
I played in my High School Band from 7th through 12th grades and found it strange that so many people in so many bands didn't just get up and hustle to where they were supposed to be when they tripped and or fell down. Several seemed to just stand around and looked like they were thinking "Where did that truck come from?" I was embarrassed for the band members and the band leader.
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Monday 06 September
By JT
Big thumbs down to this article. I'm very disappointed in AOL for posting it and actually considering it to be headline worthy. I'm going to leave it at that.
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Friday 10 September
By Meghan
These things....they're funny....when it's not you. I've actually been in some of these situations(droppig sheet music....strings(on my horn) snapping during a parade.(that's why we have mellophones....unfortunately my school is poor. =/)Tripping over someone while marching and causing the entire band to fall down(at least that was during practice. lol) They're pretty embarrasing and terrifying while it happens. The only reason these are funny for "us musicians"(thnks aol. xP)is b/c we've all been there in those situations in one way or another. I(yes...I have even had an orchestra fail. only it was me and my fiend on a duet.....I panicked and completely forgot my part so i just blatted every other note. lol)
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Monday 06 September
By gt
It gave me fond memories of my kids in marching band. Fortunately they never had those kinds of mishaps. I had to laugh.
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Monday 06 September
By amy
those aren't "tubas" they're sousaphones. my son has been in marching band for 3 years playing a marching tuba (totally different than a sousaphone).
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Monday 06 September
By amyb
My thoughts exactly! That is one of my pet peeves!
Monday 06 September
By Max
Different from a sousaphone too. Any bush league marching band which marches backwards deserves whatever ill happens.
Wednesday 08 September
By LaMarimbista
Timpani dude-been there done that...many times lol
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Monday 06 September
By pythonfan96
We trombonists get no respect XD.
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