Orchestras, symphonies and marching bands don't get enough credit. Learning to master instruments through years of hard work earns these groups little but band-camp jokes and possible praise from New York Times critics with salt-and-pepper beards. So, we salute you, hard-working musicians of the world, the only way we know how: by making fun of your most hilarious failures.
When faced with the mighty challenge of coordinating elaborate performances, these folks went for the far-more-demanding Internet gaffe. Read on to see (and hear) bands behaving badly.
This is the gem that inspired this list. The surest way to make someone in the Asylum offices lose his sh** laughing is to turn up your speakers and play this clip. There's no picture to go along with the extremely flawed audio, but who needs one?
When this tuxedo-ed timpanist loses his fight with physics, the end result is disastrous ... and hilarious.
What can you do when your paperwork is tamped down but your instrument itself decides to pop its strings? This musician experiences a rare moment of utter de-volumization when his viola quits all four strings at once. That's what you get for buying a knockoff brand like Strattyvarious. You try to save a few thousand dollars, and it comes back to bite you.
All of these are embarrassing moments, to be sure, but none so humiliating as getting knocked out cold in front of nature's most bloodthirsty beast: the teenager. Also, painful: a shot to the face from a metal bar. Watch the guy in the orange shirt just before the half-minute mark. Then watch it again in slow-mo as the laughter of his peers turns demonically sadistic.
Faces heal, but egos remain bruised forever. Arguably more painful than catching a trombone to the face at practice are these cascading pratfalls in the middle of gameday. Watch the far left at the half-minute mark as these kids start dropping ... and dropping ... and dropping. Then laugh. Then resume watching, because the marchers will still be hitting the ground.
For an even better view of such shenanigans, watch these 10 kids take a dive just right of the middle of the screen. Then at 0:17, a saxophonist with no empathy takes out his cell phone to record the mayhem. Injury? Check. Insult? Check.
Dueling tubas? In the Zapruder film of band fails, there's a side-scuttling heavy metal section taking out a few competitors, "Showgirls"-style. Back, and to the left, boys. Back, and to your left.
Sometimes you do everything right and you're still in a bad place. Whether you're a classical concert player or a member of the spirit team, you'll never come out worse than this bell ringer whose spirited war-gong duties render him the victim of an unfortunate camera angle.
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Monday 06 September
By brian
I think that this being headline news is awful! Musicians work extremely hard and do not get much credit for it, and for this site to simply mock their mishaps is unfortunate, sad, and un-tasteful. I think they should publish an article highlighting music greats, and not fails. This is horrible.
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Monday 06 September
By jay
Reminds me of when I was in marching band, where there was always some trip-up to be heard of.
My best/worst memory was a time we performed on the field right after a rainstorm....the mud on the field was very thick and my shoe got stuck in the mud...when I moved from position, the shoe stayed and I had to keep marching with the unit, with one shoe and just a muddy sock...not knowing where my shoe was left behind. At different points of the drill I noticed that I was not the only one to lose a shoe...3 different band members lost their shoes in the same spot. Later it was hilarious, but our band director was SCREAMING at us since we were a laughing stock and each of us ruined our uniform pants in the process.
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Monday 06 September
By Bill Bieler Miami
Those were so lame ............ are u guys kidding ?
When I get something with those headlines I expect a lot more.
Talk about a "time filler" where staff did not spend too much time on content.............. give me a break
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Monday 06 September
By panhermes
Schadenfreude= might provide a moment of sadistic pleasure, but this senior only sees these mildly amusing often heartbreaking moments with an eye toward a long long ago bittersweet memory...May each of these young folks quickly put their moment of disaster in perspective, move on and never lose compassion for others misadventure.
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Monday 06 September
By Chris
As Alexander Pope once said, "To Err is human, to forgive, divine."
As Kermit Schaeffer, who made such bloopers popular in the firest place said, "To forgive is human, to err is divine"
As I sometimes say, "He who laughs at his own mistakes, laughs best."
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Tuesday 07 September
By Alyssa
I've been in my High School's marching band for the past four years and to be blunt, things like this don't happen often. I really do think that the marching bands should be looked at for other reasons than just when they mess up. Being in band takes a lot of time and dedication and it should be treated with a little more respect. People may laugh at these moments when bands are in competition, but those are the moments that can either make or break a state win. Think about that the next time you talk about marching band.
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