Real life tennis hooligansWe know, we know, tennis really pisses us off too. The serves. The volleys. The sweatbands. But somehow we've never managed to start a brawl at a match. Probably because it's so hard to get trashed on Pimm's.

Or maybe it's because we haven't been dropping enough F-bombs, which is what sparked the brawl last night at the U.S. Open in Queens.

A female spectator had grown tired of listening to the gentleman behind her cursing like a sailor and asked him to stop. He (rather foolishly, it turns out) responded by telling her if she had a problem with him, she should hit him. So she slapped him in the face. Then her father tried to strangle the guy and ended up getting shoved down three rows of seats. And then things went bananas.

Fortunately for you, you don't have to take our word for it, we've got video footage of the entire rumble, after the jump.