Playboy BadassFriday at 9 p.m. EST, the Playboy Channel will attempt to rescue its struggling parent company with some good old-fashioned nudity, death-defying stunts, and explosions. That's because the new series "Badass" features "bad girls in fighter planes, hottie shark wranglers and bare butts on the rifle range."

That's right, it's an extreme sports show livened up with pure female nudity, as evidenced in the ridiculous (and life-changing) trailer.

Playboy hopes its stunning new program of bombs, boobs and babes will be the breakout hit that offsets years of paid subscribers either dying of old age or discovering something called "the Internet." It's pretty confident that "Badass" is going to be a success, since everyone loves "man-eating sharks ... falling out of airplanes ... [and women] being naked in public."

Keep reading for the safe-for-work trailer and weep silently in your cubicle.