Sep 7th 2010 By Justin Massoud
Ashley Ann is a Southern beauty
whose idea of fun is laying the foundation at a construction site. (And we don't mean she likes home-building.) Maybe now "roll in the hay" can be replaced as a euphemism for sex?
To balance that out with something more literal, taking a ride on a giant hot-air balloon with a glass floor
. For acrophobics, there may be only one choice here.
Keep reading for the pros and cons, plus Ashley Ann having a bikini malfunction at the beach.
Which would you rather have?
|Ashley Ann -- Hot southern hospitality||723 (89.4%)|
|Hot Air Balloon with Glass Floor -- Great until you look down||86 (10.6%)|
During the aforementioned sex at a still-under-construction hotel, getting busted by security was just a minor inconvenience
Knows guy-speak, so your tired "let's watch a movie" line won't work
Could be clumsy -- she ended up on crutches after trying to cook in them
Glass-Floor Air Balloon
Amazing view of everything beneath you
Even tethered flights have left people shaking and nauseous
Great way to get the adrenaline flowing
There are safer ways to get the adrenaline flowing -- see picture