Going "all the way" when it comes to downing food and remaining stationary can often have the high cost of many lonely, sexless nights. But it doesn't have to be that way. Asylum's champion of the rotund, Andy Green, has traveled the dark road through the rejection forest and come out on top ... of an actual woman ... who willingly agreed to be his girlfriend.

In the latest episode of Fattitude, Andy regales us with the wisdom he learned on his perilous quest to lose his V-card. Feel free to take notes -- it's Fattitude's guide to getting a girlfriend. NSFW

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