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Katy PerryThe first photos of January Jones as Emma Frost in "X-Men: First Class" were released. (FilmDrunk)

Katy Perry's "Teenage Dream" video gets the parody treatment in the appropriately-named "Katy Perry Is a C*ck Tease." (Break)

Jon Hamm was named GQ's International Man of the Year. (Daily Fill)

Britney Spears is being sued for allegedly sexually harassing her bodyguard. (Popeater)

Heidi Montag was spotted in a bikini nowhere near Spencer Pratt. (Radar Online)

Vince Neil of Motley Crüe fame was accused of assaulting a woman in a hotel elevator in Las Vegas. (TMZ)

Martin Freeman from "The Office" (U.K. version) may play Bilbo in "The Hobbit." (UGO)

This "Matrix"/"Big Lebowski" mashup is a stoner's dream come true. (Next Round)

Aerosmith's Joe Perry gets called out in an open letter. (Holy Taco)

Meet Krystal Harlow, Playboy's new "Miss Social." (The Smoking Jacket)