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Chelsea HandlerLindsay Lohan spanked Chelsea Handler during the opening sketch at the MTV Video Music Awards. (Popeater)

The first song from the "Spider-Man" musical was performed on "Good Morning America." (FilmDrunk)

Spencer Pratt was arrested in Costa Rica for possession of a firearm. (TMZ)

Kenny Powers goes to Mexico in the trailer for the new season of "Eastbound & Down." (Screen Junkies)

Noomi Rapace, the star of the Swedish "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" movie, will appear in "Sherlock Holmes 2." (UGO)

Kristin Cavallari posed in lingerie for photographer Tyler Shields. (The Blemish)

"Firefly" meets "Star Trek" in the greatest sci-fi show of all time. (Unreality Mag)

Seth Green and Katee Sackhoff rap in the "Geek and Gamer Girls" parody video. (Holy Taco)

Is Joaquin Phoenix's rap documentary real or fake? (The Smoking Jacket)

"Crocodile Dundee"'s Paul Hogan no longer lives "down under." (Radar Online)