Last week, we told you about Sheyla Hershey's
recent decision to have her breast implants
, the world's biggest, removed.
Whereas Hershey's decision may have caused the breast men of Earth to spontaneously cry in their cubicles, there's one group of people who started celebrating: the women who were her direct competition for the title of having record-breaking breasts.
are dedicated to tracking the implant and removal surgeries of those who claim to have the world's biggest bigguns, but there can only be one
woman whose boobs are actually the most bountiful.
We got our faces right in there to help crown the new "breast in show," coming up with three finalists for the top prize -- and leaving it to you, loyal Asylum reader, to meet and investigate these sex bombs up close and report back.
Keep reading to see un-doctored pics of the finalists' quite-doctored breasts.
Get it? Norma Stitz
? The model Annie Hawkins-Turner holds or has held the Guinness World Record
for largest natural knockers
. Could her funbags, which once were measured at 120XXX -- though they're probably closer to the 70-something size she's listed under in Guinness -- be the world's largest?
In the understatement of the century, Wikipedia includes a disclaimer in the Norma Stitz entry, calling her supposed measurements "dubious." However, talk show legend Jenny Jones swore by Stitz
in a famed broadcast from the early 1990s, and no one has provided adequate documentation to dispute Stitz's claims. In recent years, she's been in semi-seclusion, with only a handful of major porn and ladmag appearances this century.
How would you like to get your hands on 100ccs of pure boobage
? We're sorry, we meant 10,000CCs -- the size of champion fake-boob holder Chelsea Charms
, whose charms appear to consist mainly of having boobs that are literally "in your face."
With a bra size of 61MMM and a set of knockers that weigh 26 pounds at last fondle, Charms makes a very good case for being the active title holder of the world's biggest set of boobs, since Stitz appears to have resigned her crown.
We shouldn't, however, rule out Miss Maxi Mounds
, who also sports 61MMM-sized breasts. Guinness actually created the World's Largest Augmented Breasts
category for her, noting in its press release announcing her as the reigning record-holder: "Mounds [was] found to have an under breast measurement of 91.44 cm (36 in) and an around chest-over-nipple measurement of 153.67 cm (60.5 in)."
In addition to an on-the-books claim to beating Charms in the size category, Mounds has another thing Charms doesn't: credibility.
So, who will be the new world champion of breasts? Let us know if we missed a contender in the comments.