Tahiticora became an Internet sensation this past April, thanks in part to Asylum. (You're welcome, America). We shared a 90-second video of her playing Xbox in a thong. Now, an Asylum investigation reveals that the model's Facebook user name is actually her full name -- Tahiti Cora. She is listed on her Model Mayhem page as a 25-year-old from where else but Miami Beach, Fla.
Cora recently vaulted from the depths of viral Web videos to the editorial offices of Strobe magazine for a photo shoot that has us all battling to the death for a copy.
Of course, it's not just her ample posterior that we enjoy: Cora received a B.A. in business management in 2005. Perhaps we could take her out to dinner and pick her brain about our plan to open a Gamestop and erect a giant billboard of her butt to advertise it.
Keep reading for more photos from the Strobe, uh, spread.



Obviously, this magazine must now seriously consider renaming itself Stroke.


























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Friday 17 September
By dr.sausage
so, there is life after death.i never imagined this cling peach would grace Asylum's pages again.welcome back.i dare anybody find fault with this body.
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Saturday 25 September
By HC
Okay, Doctor Sausage. I'll take that challenge. Ha! You know, just look at those split ends -- her hair, I mean: shows a total lack of personal attentiveness... She has a a little "beauty mark"-- that is to say, you know, a "blemish" -- at about one o'clock, according to her navel... She's drilled a hole in her earlobe... And, you know, while you can't see them, I'd bet my dollars to your doughnuts that she has soggy fingernails... So there you have it: the woman is essentially, you know, a complete mess... Makes me nausius, er nautious, uh, nausious -- aw $#@&, sick to my stomach-- just to look at this hideous mutant she-monster! Even a hog-hugger like my husband wouldn't give her a second look... And no, I'm not, you know, jealous. Just smarter than everyone I know. You know? -- Hillary Clinton
Friday 18 February
By ebneila
Now that is a trurly beautiful woman. She has a great future behind her
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