Once upon a time, God said, "Let there be boobies." And they were good. But, then he said, "Let those boobies be nerdy." And that was freaking awesome. Such is the story of Epic Win Burlesque. Asylum has covered its sexy tributes to "Ghostbusters," Batman and video games with delight.

This time, however, we wanted to get involved, so we signed on to sponsor last weekend's "Star Debates," a sexy symposium to settle the case of "Trek" vs. "Wars." Check out some shots of the geeky/sexy event below. (The audience voted "Trek" the winner on Friday night, and "Wars" the winner on Saturday, so the debate rages on ...)

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Star Trek vs. Star Wars Burlesque

Magdalena Fox performs as Star Wars' Queen Amidala during Epic Win's Star Debates burlesque show at The Tank in NYC.

Star Trek vs. Star Wars Burlesque

Miss Mary Cyn performs as Star Trek's Data during Epic Win's Star Debates burlesque show at The Tank in NYC.

Star Trek vs. Star Wars Burlesque

Miss Mary Cyn performs as Star Trek's Data during Epic Win's Star Debates burlesque show at The Tank in NYC.

Star Trek vs. Star Wars Burlesque

Rosey La Rouge performs as Star Wars' Princess Leia during Epic Win's Star Debates burlesque show at The Tank in NYC.

Star Trek vs. Star Wars Burlesque

Bonnie Voy'age performs as Star Trek's Worf during Epic Win's Star Debates burlesque show at The Tank in NYC.

Star Trek vs. Star Wars Burlesque

Bonnie Voy'age performs as Star Trek's Worf during Epic Win's Star Debates burlesque show at The Tank in NYC.

Star Trek vs. Star Wars Burlesque

Bea B Heart performs as Star Wars' Darth Maul during Epic Win's Star Debates burlesque show at The Tank in NYC.

Star Trek vs. Star Wars Burlesque

Fem Appeal performs as Star Trek's Commander Uhura during Epic Win's Star Debates burlesque show at The Tank in NYC.

Star Trek vs. Star Wars Burlesque

Fem Appeal performs as Star Trek's Commander Uhura during Epic Win's Star Debates burlesque show at The Tank in NYC.

Star Trek vs. Star Wars Burlesque

Dangrr Doll performs as The Force during Epic Win's Star Debates burlesque show at The Tank in NYC.

Star Trek vs. Star Wars Burlesque