Sep 21st 2010 By Emerald Catron
Walter Bond is a vegan
How can we tell? Well, he's got "VEGAN" tattooed square on his neck
, and "straight edge" emblazoned on his arm.
But instead of selling hemp milk at a co-op somewhere, he's out burning down buildings -- a sheepskin factory in Colorado, a restaurant that serves foie gras and a leather factory in Utah.
Because while hardcore-vegan-straight-edge people can't eat animal products, wear leather, use Burt's Bees, do drugs, drink, smoke or have sex, burning down buildings is apparently totally cool?
Check below for a video report on this terrifying vegan, who goes by "Lone Wolf." We can already tell we're going to have nightmares about being suffocated in a cloud of angry armpit B.O.