Since the explosion of social media in the last few years, it seems like almost anyone is qualified to be the latest Digg or Twitter guru.

Which is why Alex Blagg, a former managing editor at "Best Week Ever" and now a freelance writer and comic in L.A., created the social media parody site A Bajillion Hits.

This promotional trailer is titled, "What Is a Bajillion Hits? (A Viral Vidifesto)." In it, Blagg spends two stone-faced minutes destroying everything tech nerds never thought was cool in the first place.

We especially appreciated his endlessly quotable deadpanned line "I'm not on Foursquare, I'm the Mayor of Foursquare."