The name of the phantom nasal investigator has not been revealed, presumably because she may have died from embarrassment.
It gets worse. At one point, you can see her looking directly into the camera mid-pick. Even if -- for some reason -- she thought the camera wasn't on, that can't be the best time for a good dig, can it?
Then again, she's in good company. Check below to see the video of the newsroom picker, as well as such distinguished nostril invaders as Barack Obama and George W. Bush hard at work.