So maybe it wouldn't make as entertaining of a movie as the original "The Bucket List," but -- aw, who are we kidding, anything would be better than that piece of garbage ... especially Jim Lynch's quest to sample every milkshake from KC's Charcoal Grill in Hamburg, N.Y.

It's no easy task. The restaurant boasts more than 150 different kinds of milkshakes, from cinnamon to wine cooler (which, frankly, sounds horrible).

But a goal's a goal, and Jim Lynch has given himself three years to accomplish this one, trying one new milkshake per week. He's 85 now, but he thinks he's going to make it. And apparently his cholesterol is fine, which is good, since he typically goes to KC's on Monday, when it's 2-for-1 day.

The only flavor Lynch is a little wary of trying is dill pickle. Hey, if greatness were easy, everyone'd do it.