Melanie is a musician
with a serious hot streak -- and we don't necessarily mean that she just had a string of hit singles or nailed a killer performance at a slew of awards shows. No, we mean it in the simplest, most masculine way possible.

If the RIC Android Robot (a misnomer since androids resemble humans) was anywhere near as attractive as Melanie, every Japanese businessmen would own one already. (Maybe, one day, it will be.)

But you're voting on what you see; not what we may get.

Which would you rather have?
Melanie -- Singer with a wild side494 (80.9%)
RIC Android -- Pet robot without a murderous anti-human sentiment117 (19.1%)


Keep reading for more Melanie in a single piece of clothing, plus the pros and cons.

Melanie
Pro: Can back up her looks with an actual talent
Con: Would hog the spotlight at karaoke
Pro: Loves to get dirty ... riding ATVs
Con: Probably going to hell -- she had sex in the Lord's house

RIC Android
Pro: Runs on Android software ...
Con: ... just like the Cylons
Pro: Rudimentary movement is amusing ...
Con: ... until it bashes your skull in with its massive green arms