Ever wonder what it's like to be Arliss Michaels, the wise-cracking sports agent from HBO's inexplicably long-running sitcom "Arli$$"? No? Well, maybe you've wanted to show your clients the money and get screwed over by Jerry O'Connell, like Tom Cruise in "Jerry Maguire."

If so, you'll want to check out the confessions of former NFL agent Josh Luchs over at Sports Illustrated. The tell-all is already making waves in the sports world, as at least seven athletes have confirmed receiving money or extra benefits from Luchs.

But we're more scandalized by the part where he tells his girlfriend she can't go to a Janet Jackson concert because his client is a big fan. Dude got away with that? (via Sports lllustrated)