We knew this day would come. We just didn't think it would happen so soon.

Robots have made their way into the White House.

They've done it under the guise of peacefulness and, in fact, were even invited in by President Obama himself, as part of the first-ever White House Science Fair. Apparently he doesn't know that robots are like vampires, and now that they've been granted permission to enter his home, it's basically all over for us. All the president knows is that he wants kids to think science is cool. Well, how cool is science going to seem when robots are flaying us with their laser-beam eyes?

The science fair is part of Obama's Educate to Innovate program, which is supposed to improve America's math and science standing -- not bring about the onset of the inevitable robot apocalypse. And yet here we are, looking at him practically shaking hands with a soccer-playing enemy.