It's a sad day in the land of magazine pornography, which is already a dying industry. First, Angela Dorian, the 1968 Playboy Playmate of the Year, was charged with the attempted murder of her boyfriend. Then we heard the news that master pornographer and Penthouse founder Bob Guccione passed away due to complications of lung cancer.Guccione's 40-year career began in 1965 in Britain, but really kicked into high gear when the first American issue of Penthouse appeared in September 1969. His magazine went on to earn a reported $4 billion in its semi-successful attempt to offer a racier version of Uncle Hef's Playboy.
In the interim, Guccione married four times, was sued for forcing Penthouse Pets to offer themselves to his business prospects and gambled away hundreds of millions of dollars on art, houses, Atlantic City casinos and, most famously, the 1979 porn-sploitation film "Caligula," which died a more violent death at the box office than the Roman emperor himself.
Over the decades, however, Penthouse got one thing exactly right: its sexy covers. Not all were perfect (some, sadly, even featured shirtless men), but many are memorable and for all the best reasons: boobs, butts and babes.
Keep reading for the10 best covers we dug up from the Penthouse archives.
July 1971The magazine was still in its infancy -- but no longer jailbait -- when it featured this lovely model without pants or, apparently, a bra. Hugh Hefner must have been shaking in his bathrobe when he saw this cover. Soon, Playboy would crank it up a notch with its own sexy spreads.
April 1973 "Oh my, would you look at that? The guy doing my ass makeup forgot to cover this one part of my butt that looks off-white. Well, I guess I'll just stand here in this position until most of the world's men die of a heart attack."
March 1975 Susan Ryder's Penthouse cover is legendary ... but not necessarily for the right reasons. It's been claimed that her shoot was the first to feature published photos of female pubic hair, although that arguably started with a 1973 issue. Nonetheless, Ryder's cover is tantalizing, dimly lit, vaguely Native American–themed and altogether hot.
September 1976Little-known Pet Dawn Shaw was the cover girl for this one, and it's clear she's been unfairly forgotten by history. Head thrown back, grabbing her boobs, this Penthouse star should have gone on to bigger (not necessarily) better things besides just starring in our late-'70s fantasy sequences.
September 1984Here it is, the champion of all Penthouse covers. Starring Vanessa Williams (yes, that Vanessa Williams) and George Burns, this issue earned the magazine a reported $14 million and caused Williams to resign her title. (The photos were taken as a test for a photographer friend and were never meant to be seen in public. Shame on Guccione.)
August 1985Angela Nicholas, the cover girl here, radiates deadly sex in her Pet of the Month cover appearance. Forget Book of the Month, this is the monthly club we want to belong to.
February 1990Penthouse went through a rough period in the early '90s, which featured far too many consecutive covers starring dudes, bands and women with dudes in bands. Luckily, it started the decade on the right track: with stories about Joan Rivers and Mike Tyson. No, nevermind all that. Pay attention to the glorious cover model's glorious top falling down. That's what it's supposed to do.
June 2000It's shocking to think that it took until the 21st century for Penthouse to realize it didn't always need nudity to sell its issues. (Nor did it need "huge Navy health scandals," snooze you very much.) All it needed was a tied-together top, cut-off jean shorts and a pet of the year playoff. Sign us up for the judging, please!
March 2009Shawna Lee and the top 40 sex scenes of all-time (as voted by obviously super-smart and well-versed Penthouse Pets) made the March '09 Penthouse one of the few we actually remember from the last 10 years. The issue may blame this on Rio, but we blame it on Guccione selling the magazine years earlier and vanishing to Texas. May he rest in peace.
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Thursday 21 October
By JellyBellyS
sorry to hear this info! :(
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Friday 22 October
By navygent
An example of someone who was an artist, stumbling into a business that made $. Sadly finance wasn't his strong point. A good solid mag until 10 yrs ago when today's Playboy became more risque than Penthouse, as Penthouse resolved to go back to the 70's with it's "just a glimpse" photography.
But I only read it for the articles.
Saturday 23 October
By Darr247
The vaseline on the lens shooting that March 1975 cover became kind of a Penthouse trademark for a while... rather the opposite of the clarity of, say, Suze Randall's stuff (Suze shot for Playboy at that time).
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Sunday 24 October
By Darr247
The vaseline on the lens shooting that March 1975 cover became kind of a Penthouse trademark for a while... rather the opposite of the clarity of, say, Suze Randall's stuff (Suze shot for Playboy at that time).
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Sunday 24 October
By jdglen
adios m-f!!
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Sunday 24 October
By Darr247
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Wednesday 27 October
By Sharmota
He was a good founder
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Sunday 07 November
By AngryDad65
Let's not forget Jolanta von Zmuda, Penthouse cover March 1977. She was easily one of the most attractive women ever featured in this magazine.
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Sunday 21 November
By Pamela
I can't remember if Madonna's nude pictures (that got to the adult magazines, the same way Vanessa William's pics did!) were published in Playboy or Penthouse, or possibly both? Wasn't Madonna on the cover of one of the two?
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