There are 1.3 billion people in China. Most of them have cell phones and toilets, so it was just a matter of time before some poor Chinese guy dropped his phone into a commode -- and then somehow got his hand stuck while trying to retrieve it.

We can't tell you much about this man, only that he hails from the Jiangsu province. And that the paramedics were able to remove him from his porcelain trap with only minor cuts and bruises. Click over to Engadget to see video of his ordeal, which you won't fully understand unless you speak Chinese.