If there's one thing we love about Halloween (other than sticking razor blades in apples before handing them out to the children), it's pumpkin-carving.

And here at Asylum, we're no strangers to gourd art. We've seen pumpkins as cyborgs, vaginal replacements, weapons and bulimics. But you know what we haven't seen? Ice-T's rump-tastic wife, Coco, doing squats at the gym, carved into a pumpkin. Until now.

Coco's Butt Pumpkin

Thanks to Brooklyn-based Maniac Pumpkin Carvers, Mrs. Ice-T's tush will be forever immortalized as a jack-o'-lantern. Which is to say, we'll remember it until the day it rots or someone steals it off our doorstep and smashes it. Until then, please enjoy ogling Coco's backside gourds. Happy Halloween!