"Re-taste your youth. At 40 proof."

That's the tagline for the all-new Adult Chocolate Milk. Yes, the appropriately named Adult Beverage Co. has taken the classic childhood drink and revamped it as an alcoholic after-work option.

Coming in at a hearty 40 proof, this drunken dairy packs quite a punch. A few friends and a few glasses are sure to have you stumbling down memory lane.

And, in case you're lactose intolerant, rest assured -- the Adult Beverage Co. is thinking of you, too. According to its website, they've got Adult Orange Cream, Adult Fruit Punch and Adult Limeade on the way.

So, while you may be going bald, getting fat and wasting away in a cube, you can still escape to a better, carefree time -- or, if you drink too much, rekindle grade school feuds. (That little sh**Jimmy never did return your favorite Micro Machine.)