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We've all been scolded for letting one rip at an inopportune moment by those who obviously don't appreciate the refined subtleties of flatulence humor. But has one of your farts ever been so forceful that you received a formal reprimand for it? Even better, has one ever made the news? No? Then you've just been outdone by an 11-year-old boy.
Christian Summers was traveling back to his Cleveland home on the school bus recently, when he let one slip, which, understandably, made him laugh.
However, the bus driver didn't find his antics amusing and gave him a discipline warning and an hour of detention.
Christian's parents said they thought the punishment stunk (sorry) so bad that they went to the local TV news station ... which, in turn, ran a two-minute report on the fart and its fallout (not like that).
Keep reading to watch the amazing report, during which it's revealed that Christian now "fears his flatulence."
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Tuesday 02 November
By shindig
Maybe it smelled bad but it didn't "stunk". It stank. When they recalled the incident they remembered it HAD stunk.
English grammar just isn't all that tough AOL editors.
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Tuesday 02 November
By chris
Either usage is acceptable according to Webster, but thank you for what I'm sure you thought was a valuable insight.
And good job pointing out that "English grammar" isn't so tough. Had you not included the language in question, no one would ever have known what sort of grammar you meant.
Finally, did you forget a comma before "AOL editors"? It seems as though that is whom you were addressing, no? Because otherwise that whole sentence doesn't actually make a lick of sense.
Tuesday 02 November
By mezl
flatulence is NOT some thing over which one has control. no punishiment should be given to some one who passes gas. may be these school board idiots should take a course on the digestive system and how and why it releases gas. further more, these IDIOTS should be locked in a room for a week with a thousand farty people who eat nothing but beans and cabbage while locked up with them. for god's sake, it's not like he bullied the other kids, started fights or caused any kind of trouble. the idiots in charge should reserve disciplinary measures for those kids who warrant it. i can't believe how low this country is getting. big brother, here we come.
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Thursday 04 November
By Lin
How absolutely STUPID is that bus driver!? Sure, flatulence is gross, but everyone does it, even in the workplace, and the majority of the people laugh it off! As for the other children "screaming," as the stupid bus driver claims, I highly doubt it. Not in the way that driver is implying. This little boy should not have been disciplined because he laughed about a fart. I think every citizen in that town should walk up to that driver and fart on her...mainly because she is a humorless fool who was throwing her weight
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Saturday 06 November
By oldephart
that bus driver should have stuck a sock in it... (her mouth that is)..
Sunday 07 November
By Linde
you mean people were paid to report this on the News.. How stupid
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Sunday 28 November
By stallion
hahahahah i just let one rip and blamed my mate hahahah surely in america people are allowed to fart, although here in englang a prisoner claimed 2000 pounds because his cell mate farted hahahah, the definitation of a fart
a fart is a volcanic erruption
it comes from the valley of bum
it rolls down the city called trousers
and sends out a peculiar hum
hahahaha all praise to a fart.
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Sunday 28 November
By Denisehh
Well obviously if this kid had said......PARON ME......instead of laughing the bus driver would not have been irritated.......this little piggy deserves his punishment.....
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Sunday 28 November
By this stinks
I say if they don't pay their Rent Kick'em out!!!!!