This week's installment of 'Would You Rather?' pits an easygoing girl from Kentucky against a killer toy that marries the nerd hobbies of video games and RC cars.

The killer RC-XD car from "Call of Duty: Black Ops" doesn't replicate its fun, in-game use of blowing people up -- thanks to some bullsh** law about not giving RC cars packed with explosives to kids. However, it does come loaded with other perks: a camera to see whose legs you're constantly running into and a microphone to eavesdrop on loved ones as they lament your "Call of Duty" addiction and plan an intervention.

Contrast that with down-home Summer, who hails from the Bluegrass State. With eyes like hers, we're sure she has no shortage of Southern gentlemen (or at least horny frat boys) asking her out. She digs gamers, so maybe we could win her heart by shooting people in the heart in "Black Ops."

Which would you rather have?
Summer -- Peace-loving hottie763 (74.8%)
Black Ops Remote Control Car -- Semtex not included257 (25.2%)


Keep reading for pros and cons, plus Summer hanging out in the backyard.

Summer
Pro: Measures her love of gamers by their kill/death ratios
Con: Would still probably hate it if you brought "Call of Duty" parlance into the bedroom: "Show me where to put my care package, baby."
Pro: Dresses casually, which means she's low-maintenance ... right?
Con: Kinda picky when it comes to how guys dress

RC-XD
Pro: Fully-functional toy car with a microphone, as well as an LCD screen on the controller
Con: There's a good chance someone will accidentally step on it
Pro: Everyone loves toys cars
Con: Unlike how it's used in the game, steering this RC-XD right at a person won't make him flee in terror