Gladstone Hate by NumbersIn Tony Scott's latest movie, "Unstoppable," Denzel Washington finally shakes off his last remaining shreds of artistic integrity while playing a role tailor-made for Bruce Willis, Keanu Reeves or some composite leading man / CGI creation. And the leading lady for this "Speed"-on-a-train creation? Chris Pine, who, in fairness, is just about as pretty as Sandra Bullock.

Watch Gladstone count off the trailer to "Unstoppable" in the latest installment of Hate by Numbers.


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