This holiday season, what do you give the person who already has everything? How about a thousand rats?

Yes, 1,000 rats are now available and waiting to be taken to your loving home.

The rats have been moved to San Jose from Los Angeles, where they were stars in an episode of "Hoarders." Apparently just one pregnant rat was brought into the man's home, and soon enough she and her litter had taken over the joint. (It takes a rat one month to be able to have rat babies, three weeks to have them and, when they do, they deliver up to 20 at a time.)

The rats ate through all of the walls and left a 1-1/2-inch-thick "carpet" of rat crap and insulation across the floors of the hoarder's entire apartment. And now you can welcome one into your home!

Worst-case scenario, you too will end up on an episode of "Hoarders." But, if you think about it another way, isn't that also kind of like a best-case scenario?