Our weekly dispatch from the nation's foremost mustache expert.

In a just-released video, legendary dish Brooke Shields -- she of the rolling around on that island in "The Blue Lagoon" -- has thrown her support behind one of the candidates for the prestigious "Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year" award.

Shields, who remains quite delicious at 45, is asking voters to support fellow thespian Brandon Wardell, who is hoping to claim the Goulet gold.

So get out and VOTE before polls close on Thanksgiving Day, Nov. 25. Because, as Americans, it is our constitutional responsibility. The winner will be crowned at 'Stache Bash 2010, a charitable benefit for Movember, on Dec. 4 at Mike Shannon's Outfield.

Keep reading for Wardell's campaign video, featuring the delectable Shields.




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