Whether you're trying to prove your allegiance to our eventual robot overlords or you're just tired of trees decorated with angels and snowflakes and other lame crap, have we got something for you!

Vendor RobotsAreAwesome makes it OK for dudes to actually look at and maybe even purchase something from Etsy, by creating seriously awesome robot Christmas tree ornaments.

It seems to us that being made slaves to giant tin cans with laser beam eyes is more of an inevitability than a possibility at this point, so you may as well try to impress Zorloc 3000 when it breaks into your home to enslave your family.

And what could fill old Zorloc with Christmas spirit more than a tiny, happy Zorloc smiling at him from the Xmas tree? Assuming robots have feelings. Otherwise, you're probably screwed.