The latest cache of documents released by WikiLeaks is full of disclosures that are causing embarrassment for the United States and our allies. However, if you get past that -- and the treason those who have leaked this information may have committed -- this batch of information, consisting of 250,000 confidential U.S. diplomatic cables, is actually pretty interesting.That's because a lot of it focuses on the personalities of some of the world's most prominent leaders. Now we know all about the gift-filled bromance between Vladimir Putin and Silvio Berlusconi, how Muammar al-Gaddafi always has a voluptuous blonde Ukrainian nurse at his side and that U.S. diplomats believe vagina-having Angela Merkel is the only leader man enough to rule Europe.
Given the TMZ-like nature of many of the exposed cables, it got us thinking: Who is the world's coolest head of state?
Read on to learn the cool and not-so-cool things about each of our five nominees. Then use the comment section to bring up any awesome world leaders that we've overlooked. (Bonus points for anyone who can offer up a cogent argument as to why Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper should be on this list.)
| Silvio Berlusconi -- he puts the party back into Italy | |
|---|---|
| Nicolas Sarkozy -- hey, The Fonz was also a small man | |
| Vladimir Putin -- yes, we know he is not technically in charge of Russia | |
| Barack Obama -- ran for president on a platform of being cool -- and won | |
| Angela Merkel -- ladies can be pimps, too |
Italian Prime Minister Silvio BerlusconiWhy he's cool: He allegedly throws wild, marijuana-filled parties during which comely young ladies wait in line to spend quality time with the billionaire. He pretty much always says and does whatever the hell he wants.
Why he's not: Berlusconi has had more plastic surgery than an aging starlet.
French President Nicolas SarkozyWhy he's cool: He married a former supermodel who previously dated Mick Jagger and Eric Clapton, and he is always running around being all dynamic and compact.
Why he's not: According to WikiLeaks, U.S. diplomats described Sarkozy as "touchy" and "an emperor with no clothes." There is nothing cool about an easily offended man who doesn't realize he's naked.
Russian Prime Minister Vladimir PutinWhy he's cool: That picture, as well as his cult of personality, led to a song exalting his virtues that reached number one in Russia.
Why he's not: In Soviet Russia, a truly strong leader would never have allowed himself to be term limited out of the presidency -- thus, having to settle for being prime minister.
American President Barack ObamaWhy he's cool: For a fairly long period of time, which has now ended, his coolness was repeatedly pointed out by a fawning press. He also presides over the coolest country in the world, if we do say so ourself.
Why he's not: He sometimes wears mom jeans.
German Chancellor Angela MerkelWhy's she's cool: According to WikiLeaks, American officials called the German chancellor "Teflon Merkel." Other prominent figures who've been granted a Teflon-related moniker: John Gotti, otherwise known as the Dapper Don, and Ronald Reagan, who could look suave while eating jellybeans.
Why she's not: Germans are not allowed to be cool. It's actually a provision of the Potsdam Agreement.


























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Thursday 02 December
By Johnnie
Recent poles reflect most poles that show positive for Obama are positively wrong!
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Friday 03 December
By RM
OBAMA IS SO DAMN FUGLY HE TURN'S MY STOMACH WITH THAT CIGERETTE IN HIS BLACK STUPID LEFT WING COMMUNIST/SOCIALIST MOUTH. NONE ARE ANY GOOD ON THE LIST!
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Wednesday 08 December
By What?!
I vote Putin as the coolest world leader. Why? I believe Russia need him to pull everything back together. He's a shrewd leader. He was seen in his judoist outfit that tells you that he's probably the most fittest leader. You saw his photo shown above: he's a hunter and probably a professional marksman. Of course, he was a former KGB agent. If he is an American, he will see that the USA is to be most fierce competitor in the economies of the world. I don't think he has any bad habit like Obama.
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Wednesday 08 December
By Obama is the GREATEST!!!!
Obama is da coolest EVER! Long live President Barrack H. Obama! And we just wanna send a shout to ALL our haters out there!!! WE LOVE YOU! AND don't get sick or need medical attention!Even with the BEST insurance people are STILL losing their HOMES due to high unforeseen medical bills! And don't get me started with that co-pay racket for prescription drugs! Other administrations werent even man enough to even try to confront these horrid issues/situations! And when you people that voted against Obamas medical plan need financial help for medical purposes (because your insurance WILL cut you off!), you're gonna RUN for government assistance!!! Dummies!!!!
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Friday 04 February
By MIKE
Really? I love you, but please do more research. Nobody would seek for government aid besides the lazy people that are getting aid already. Conservatives are the only ones really to man up to anything. Hospitals are hurting right now with this tax on them; workers 401k has changed due to this. Only ones benefiting from Obamacare are people in their 20's. So news, please show pictures and video of people in their 20's benefiting from this. All I see is the elderly, and self-acquired illness isn't paid for anymore now since the cabinet took it out of medicare. Thanks Obamacare for not helping the elderly. just kidding, that was me being sarcastic...sorry if I offended you Lefties.
Thursday 09 December
By Janice
All of them,as you and I have much to prove to be acceptable
in this world as it is today. None of them get my vote.
Arrogance is an unacceptable human trait as is selfishness.
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Monday 20 December
By ChrisP
None of these people are World leaders . And dont let them call themselves that .
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Monday 20 December
By TIFFANY
How in the world did Obama get 46.0% of the votes...I'd pick any of them over him any day.
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Thursday 17 February
By Sara
Why Clinton of coarse, then there was Reagan, and Carter and you get the gest of it, now don't you ? The Brits have had a nice fellow in Tony Blair..long gone to rest with the kids....CLINTON SURE WAS THE COOLEST,......
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