Our weekly dispatch from the nation's foremost mustache expert.

There are many great champions in America: Britney Spears helped Kevin Federline become the champion of marrying well and getting a lifetime of alimony; Woody Allen is clearly the champion of those who wish to marry their adoptive daughters; and then there is the U.S. Air Guitar Champion: Romeo Dance Cheetah.

Mr. Dance Cheetah will demonstrate his chops -- along with a fine lineup of other talent -- this Saturday, Dec. 4, at the American Mustache Institute's annual 'Stache Bash event in St. Louis, a fund-raiser held as part of Movember for The Prostate Cancer Foundation and LIVESTRONG.

And don't take Mr. Dance Cheetah lightly. He can whip, kick, flip and fiddle his wares into your mind and heart. But, don't take my word for it, as I'm simply an expert in the Mustached American experience. Just watch this ...




For Dr. Abraham J. Froman's mustache perspective, check in every Wednesday on Asylum.