It's official: Randy Quaid and his wife Evi are the weirdest Hollywood couple of all time.

Where do we even start with this not-so-dynamic duo? Currently, they are hiding out in Canada, fighting extradition to the United States over charges that they squatted in their old house ... which they had sold. Oh, and they forfeited $1 million in bail instead of simply dealing with the charges and paying some fines.

Now, in an interview with Vanity Fair, Evi and Evil Beard Quaid say they are "being hunted" by "the Hollywood Star Whackers," who apparently think Randy is big enough of a celebrity to "whack."

The Vanity Fair profile details the slow decent into madness for our favorite Cousin Eddie from the National Lampoon "Vacation" movies: getting banned for life from a theater union for verbally abusing his fellow thespians, skipping out on a $10,000 hotel bill and showing up to court in pink handcuffs as a goof.

We're not sure why these two kooks, who apparently have a million dollars to spare, are pulling this crap about being targeted for assassination when they could simply have a high-priced lawyer get them off on probation, but we're looking forward to the next bizarre development in the case. Perhaps Jack Nicholson will spring Quaid from the brig, a la "The Last Detail" and Quaid will become the weirdest outlaw in American history.